Misery Loves A Parade

mis•er•y noun

1. wretchedness of condition or circumstances.
2. distress or suffering caused by need, privation, or poverty.
3. great mental or emotional distress; extreme unhappiness.
4. a cause or source of distress.

pa•rade noun

1. a large public procession, usually including a marching band and often of a festive nature, held in honor of an anniversary, person, event, etc.
2. a series of people or things appearing or being displayed one after another
3. a continual passing by, as of people, objects, or events: the parade of pedestrians past the office; the parade of the seasons.
4. a distasteful manifestation of a particular quality or kind of behavior
5. an ostentatious display: to make a parade of one’s views or beliefs.

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